I was interviewed again last night on the Mr. Reeves Show at Musicisthegatewaydrug.com (link to the right). This time it went out over the internet airwaves without a hitch, unless by hitch you mean a rambilng, cursing drunk idiot, in which case, yes, there was one of those.
The Death Flu is gone, and so is winter, which means if I can get a fire permit, we'll have a big 'ol bonfire on Thursday night. No, that isn't a brilliant song lyric I just made up. It's a real live fact, baby. And boy, will there ever be pictures.
So, I was googling an old friend of mine and e-stumbled over this baby-naming page where anyone could suggest names for a young couple's new baby. Sweet God in paradise, I love the internet. Here are some actual quotes, and how they make me feel.
"Janessa" is a good name, but I can warn you that she would accidentally be called "Vanessa" most of her life.
Can you imagine a worse fate than being called Vanessa? Yes. Being called Janessa.
For girl names, I like the name Irissa Sylvana
"Wesly Diane" if it's a girl because it combines both an unusual name "Wesly" and a more usual name "Diane" which flows very well together and seems to represent past, present and future.
Hell, just name her Unlucky Time Machine, and stop screwing around.
2 cool girl names: Naquel (like Raquel but with a N) Storey (a woman I know just named her kid this-- kind of weird but it grows on you!
No, it doesn't.
A boy - Brayden a girl - Braelyn (Both really unique!!!)
For a good reason!!!
Adia (from the Sarah mclachlan song)
Alexxus Kristin
The extra 'X' is for extra Alexxus!
Ricky because it means "powerful god."
Wait. . . Ricky?
and now, my favorite. . .
Alicia because I think I know you if you are a karate senci
The page is enormous. Please, enjoy it as much as I did. Namesplosion!
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4 comments:
your a strange, strange kid, but i love it. oh and you need to put the link up for that radio show, because its not on here like you said it was :)
Oh, how I am going to enjoy leaving you unwanted comments.
As for the namesplosion extravaganza, here's one I liked:
"Adam Scott for a boys name. We liked the name 25 years ago but could not use it because our last name starts with the letter A. Thus initials ASS."
And that was a bad thing because... ??
it doesn't even spell ASS. It spells ASA. Baby namers are morons. We should just give babies numbers, like Fed-Ex packages.
#1: This is one of the most disgusting, horrible things I have ever read.
#2: Tell Ellen I'm really sorry to hear that Daisy has an enormous cucumber tumor.
#3: If you ever use the phrase "tumor juice" in my presence we wil no longer be friends.
#4: Bring me an extra pair of gloves if we visit the Freemans this summer.
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