Invitation to the Blues

         Well it was only a matter of time. We here at Ok Times have gotten our first piece of hate-mail. Which, even considering my own birth, has got to be one of the most wonderfulest things to ever happen to me. It came from some weird Hotmail account, and all attempts to reply have come back to the sender, but whoever wrote it, I love them.


Dear Shitholes,

         I hate you. And I should, because you’re blog is the worst thing I have ever read over. Oktimes is to blogs what shit is to dirty toilets. You think you are funny! But that is whats funny! Because you are not. Cant you even write on it very often? No. And when you do its like you pretend to be someone else who also isn’t funny. You are douche. Does your parents know you write on? Because you are like children who think that bathrooms are funny. Go to the bathroom and laugh then children! You should not be putting anything on the web because it is boring. And I dont mean that the internet is boring. I mean you! When I read the page I had to call my wife to see how terrible everything you are! You should get OFFline!